wow he sure is hungry

no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

i’m hip

(via intensional)


i wish i was skinny enough to wear leather jackets and short jean shorts and short skirts with ripped leggings and boots and look sexy as hell and then come home and drink hot chocolate while wearing an oversized sweater and cute fuzzy socks without feeling like fucking shrek okay

(via justdoitforthelegthing)